good to know the types of vaginas you may come across on your
adventurous journey and so without wasting time , here are 10 types of
vaginas you will come across and how to handle them.
1. THE LOOSE VAGINA
This vagina is simply put… loose. A loose vagina feels like it's slid
12 babies out of it in the last couple of years. Being in a woman
should feel like a jacuzzi bath for your cock, but instead, it feels
like driving your car through a carwash, when those flappy curtains
soap up your sedan. It's not doing much, barely putting any pressure
on your penis, and you can just keep going… and going… and going… and
going. Your girl probably has some idea that her vagina is really
loose, so maybe spare her self
esteem and don't mention it to her. Just… do the best you can, and
maybe get out of there. Literally.
2. THE TOO-TIGHT VIRGIN VAGINA
This is the opposite of #1. Some girls are crazy tight and it's just
impossible to last. I mean, this vagina is made by nature to squeeze
man juice out of you, and with every stroke, you feel like your kids'
faces are becoming more and more defined before your eyes. You switch
up positions, and start to wonder how
much longer you can last, as this vagina massages every inch of your
dick into sweet, sweet ecstasy of release.
3. THE DECEPTIVE TINY VAGINA
Maybe you're having sex with a small girl – you know, a skinny 5-foot
bubble of happiness, and off come the underwear, and you're wondering
how your average- sized sausage is ever going to fit in there. But
then you go down on her, and she starts getting wet. And then wetter.
And then, by some miracle magic trick, inch by inch, you're fully
inside her. Sometimes, deceptively tiny vaginas can accommodate you,
but are really snug, making them #2s, but sometimes they're also
pretty loose, making you question laws of physics. How can something
so tiny feel so… loose? There's no way to tell how a Deceptively Tiny
Vagina
will feel until you're in it.
4. THE FAT-LIP VAGINA
These can actually be fun; watching those meat curtains wrap around
your hard man-member is both titillating and mesmerizing. Often, this
kind of vagina is only visually unique, but makes little difference
during the actual sex.
Simply put, you've got plumper lips than the rest. They are so pert
that they practically scream for attention. And, they're just so darn
kissable. Luckily, guys agree. Fat lips are a crowd pleaser
amongst the male population. Sources tell us that they are the softest
of the bunch, very inviting and easier to find for penetration. Not to
mention, it makes the men excited for some lip on lip action if you
know what I mean.
5. THE "MOMONE" VAGINA
I think there's a thing going around where some girls don't wash their
vaginas, or they don't wash them all the way, or I don't even know.
There is no excuse for a vagina that makes you go Eew!!. NONE. How to
handle it? No need going in there anyway and
unless you want to smell like fish all the days of your life.
6. THE TOO-DRY VAGINA
Although most vaginas in the world lubricate themselves just fine,
you'll sometimes come across one that just dries up on you. Sometimes
it's your fault – what are you doing down there? But, sometimes that's
just how it naturally is. Too-Dry Vaginas can be a lot of work,
because you have to keep reapplying lube, and it's harder to
concentrate and get into the right mindset for orgasm. Every girl
feels a little different about her vagina, but I always feel weird
when dealing with one that's too dry, like I'm not really sure what to
do with it. Should I spit on it? Do I just wait for it to… lubricate?
The ball is in your court.
7. THE PERFECT VAGINA
This is rare. Really rare, and it's hands-down the most common kind of
vagina. You see it at first, and you think to yourself – well, this is
just another whatever vagina, but then you slide yourself in, and OH
MY GOD, it's just the right texture and tightness! Just
goes to show you – don't judge the girl by her outer labia. What
matters is how it all feels when the guy feels when sensually
thrusting inside you, and how you can adjust for your shortcomings.
8. THE BONE HEAD VAGINA
Chances are if you're on the petite or skinny end of the spectrum, you
may have one of these. The Bone Head is more narrow and bonier than
most vaginas. The exciting part about it is that it allows for a
tighter fit that ensures a sensational sexual experience. The snug fit
makes for great sex and stimulation.
Although the Bone Head often times leads to great sex, it can be a
little uncomfortable when a sensitive body apart is conjoined with a
boney one.
9. THE RAZOR BUMP VAGINA
You are so into making sure everything is clean shaven, prim and
proper, and the sexiest of the pack, but sometimes you run into a few
mishaps. This vagina looks like, she's still experimenting with the
best Gillette model and the new razor with five blades
caused a surprising amount of irritation. Guys definitely notice when
a woman puts a great deal of work into keeping her vagina perfectly
tamed. Ingrown hairs are not uncommon but fortunately, there are ways
to avoid them. Guys!! Be careful when handling this one, because you
might end up with holes in your abdomen or even if not, you will be
scratching all day long like a dog who just got infected with fleas.
There's no way
you can explain that to anyone to understand
10. THE ACCESSORY VAGINA
Your vagina loves to accessorize with lots of extra loose and flabby
skin in the surrounding area. The common misconception is that this
type of vagina seems like its old, run down, tired or just got off a
major diet. Fortunately, men really don't mind the extra skin so don't
be afraid to embrace it.Enjoy them all in magic way
